Green Potatoes

So I visited a college this weekend - which was AMAZING :) :) - for the visitors weekend. And of course, I had another gypseh moment while I was there.
My cousin goes to this college (that's how I know of it) and we were eating breakfast with her roommate, Michelle. Michelle was eating things like french toast sticks, bacon, sausage, and these two round brown things which I thought were potatoes ---- :P
My cousin and I finished before her, and we watched her eat. When it was time for her to get to the "potatoes", I watched as she dug her spoon in and then green juice came out. I said, "Ewww! It's GREEN!" and Michelle looked at me and said, "yes, it's green." I was like freaking out, so I said, "but there's green juice coming out of it!" By the time I said that, she opened it up and said, "well yeah, it's a kiwi, what do you expect?" I ended up explaining to her that I thought it was a potato. Oh gypseh :p when we left, she packed a "potato" for me. :) lol
I learned something this weekend :p

The Gypseh Guide

So, I am making a gypseh guide at the request of many of my friends. :) Here is a sneak peak (if you will) of the cover page and a small portion of the beginning.

Enjoy :p

The “normal” peoples guide to….

THE GYPSEH

WARNING: May not be suitable for all ages. Especially children and old people.

By: The Gypseh

Definition:

     You may have heard of one before, or even seen one for that matter…but what, you may ask, what is a gypseh?

Well.

A gypseh is many things.

1. One important thing you must know about a gypseh is that...there is only one. One gypseh. Yes, you heard me right. ONE gypseh in this whole entire universe. That’s not much. Did you hear me right? Well, than I shall repeat it, just in case. Just to help start you out. There is only ONE, I say, ONE, I tell you, ONE I repeat, gypseh!!!!!

Quiz question: how many gypseh’s are in the universe? (HINT: look at the paragraph above. If you still can’t get it, imagine three letters in your head, in this EXACT order – o…n…e…)

2.  A gypseh is one who contains its feelings. A gypseh does not share its deadly secrets or mystifying characteristics with “outsiders.” Gypseh’s just don’t do that.

3. A gypseh is loud. The gypseh language may not be suitable for everyone. WARNING: Possibility of hearing loss is possible.

3. A gypseh can get very confuzzled. Gypseh’s have no sense in what they are doing, saying, or thinking. And they get easily offended. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OFFEND A GYPSEH. CONSEQUENCES ARE LETHAL.

Ok, well the gypseh is tired of making little body paragraphs now, so it’s going to wait for a little while, because there is so much to say about gypsehs.

The technical definition is:

A gypseh is a one of a kind being that lives in a big air bubble, gets confused easily, has unexpected mood changes, delayed reactions, dramatic attacks, and a loud language.

Gypseh’s also like pie.

Gypseh Moment............

Yesterday, I had a HUGE gypseh moment! It was crazy. I ended up going to school with two different shoes on. One was purple and the other was blue. Unfortuantely, I didn't realize this until AFTER I got to school and class started. Luckily, no one went up to me and said, "You do realize your shoes aren't matching." In fact I pointed it out to most of my friends.
Still, altogether it was a gypseh moment.
This morning, I double checked and made sure I wore the same shoes. I do wonder though, if I've done this same thing before and never realized it........*shudder*
Oh gypseh......

The Butler Did It...

So the other day in my American Character class, we took a test on a play we read called "The Crucible." (Good play by the way.) Well, after I finished, I went back to my seat and pulled out a Sherlock Holmes book that I was reading. My friend (Princess Rhea) let me borrow it and I started reading a part of it. Besides, it would take a while for everyone to finish and I wanted to get a good start on it.
Anyways, it was dead silent in the room, and my teacher was sitting in the middle, so I was facing him sitting sideways (if that makes sense.) I opened up the book and started reading. As I was reading, my teacher moved the student desk he was sitting in towards me, and the scrape of the desk legs on tile filled the room. At first, I thought he was just adjusting his desk or something. He paused for a long second, and then did again, this time closer to my desk. He did the same thing - again and again. And again. I decided to finally look up and he was literally right there. Literally, inches away from me.
"What are you reading?" he asked me eagerly. I answered him by showing the binding of the book, with the large, black block letters that spelled out THE ORIGINAL ILLUSTRATED SHERLOCK HOLMES.
I had already attracted enough attention, but he didn't seem to notice. Instead of going back to his original spot, he yelled "Oooooooh!" He yelled this so loud, everyone in my class looked up from their tests. When he realized that he caught all of their attention, he whispered to me, "good for you!" I thought he was done, but then he added, "And....the butler did it."
Mental note to self: Do not bring Sherlock Holmes to English classes.

This is kind of random, but I once have seen this teacher outside of school at Culvers wearing a little red-hood riding suit with his grandma. Awkward is an understatement.
BAH.