The Gypseh Guide

So, I am making a gypseh guide at the request of many of my friends. :) Here is a sneak peak (if you will) of the cover page and a small portion of the beginning.

Enjoy :p

The “normal” peoples guide to….

THE GYPSEH

WARNING: May not be suitable for all ages. Especially children and old people.

By: The Gypseh

Definition:

     You may have heard of one before, or even seen one for that matter…but what, you may ask, what is a gypseh?

Well.

A gypseh is many things.

1. One important thing you must know about a gypseh is that...there is only one. One gypseh. Yes, you heard me right. ONE gypseh in this whole entire universe. That’s not much. Did you hear me right? Well, than I shall repeat it, just in case. Just to help start you out. There is only ONE, I say, ONE, I tell you, ONE I repeat, gypseh!!!!!

Quiz question: how many gypseh’s are in the universe? (HINT: look at the paragraph above. If you still can’t get it, imagine three letters in your head, in this EXACT order – o…n…e…)

2.  A gypseh is one who contains its feelings. A gypseh does not share its deadly secrets or mystifying characteristics with “outsiders.” Gypseh’s just don’t do that.

3. A gypseh is loud. The gypseh language may not be suitable for everyone. WARNING: Possibility of hearing loss is possible.

3. A gypseh can get very confuzzled. Gypseh’s have no sense in what they are doing, saying, or thinking. And they get easily offended. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OFFEND A GYPSEH. CONSEQUENCES ARE LETHAL.

Ok, well the gypseh is tired of making little body paragraphs now, so it’s going to wait for a little while, because there is so much to say about gypsehs.

The technical definition is:

A gypseh is a one of a kind being that lives in a big air bubble, gets confused easily, has unexpected mood changes, delayed reactions, dramatic attacks, and a loud language.

Gypseh’s also like pie.